First step is admitting it....
I watch The Bachelor. And I looooooove it. The only thing I enjoy more than the train wreck show is to read The Bachelor Recaps which are freakin' hilarious!
I love the simple disclaimer at the top...
"The following information you are about to read is of personal opinion. If this e-mail circulates to friends, family, enemies...that is your business. However, if you or someone in your address book happens to personally know, sort of know, know the brother/cousin of, thought you saw in the grocery store buying Spring Oreos and Spaghetti O’s or have a spin instructor that looks exactly like one of the Bachelorettes on the show...none of this is personal and I'm sure they are all lovely people."
Check it out!!
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Shhhh...I used to watch Beauty and the Geek (I think it was the first season) and the bee-yotch picked the man-whore. Scar'd me for life. Now I date J. Daniels.
Now me dear, if I could proffer a little bit of advice (congratulations on running over that bridge, by the way) - you need to slow down a bit!
That workout you went through in your gym just seems too much to me.
However, the rehydrating session on wine - that's fine. Just fine.
Keep on tapering.
Ron
I love, love, love Beauty and the Geek!! Those geeks are just one step away from being full blown hotties with a little hair gel and some snazzy new clothes.
OK, for some of them it might take full plastic surgery and a small miracle.
OMG that sounded so bad. I am going to hell. Hell, I tell you! I'm going straight to hell... just like my momma saaaaaid. I'm going straight to hell!!
J. Daniels is a good date. I prefer Woodford Reserve them. Damn, it's smoooooth! Time to bust out those mint juleps- you want one?
I'll have to check to see if we have Woodford Reserve local. Gentleman Jacks is nice as well.
Hell ya...mint julep for two! 8)
Ummm... I can say with complete certainty that you most definitely have Woodford Reserve locally.
Mint juleps coming up!
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