Today suuuuucked.

I knew today was going to suck right from the get-go. It started out on the wrong foot when my kitchen was overcome by a thick cloud of smoke. Yes, did you know the sensors in your toaster can break, therefore not knowing when the bread is ready? Uh…yeah…I went into the bedroom to continue getting ready before I smelled a horrible stench coming from the kitchen. I grabbed the flaming and scorched bread from the toaster to hurl it into the sink and got it all over my white linen shirt fresh from the dry cleaners.

Fantastic.

I get to work. Two software demos and a presentation for the newbies- back to back. Meanwhile, my inbox is filling up with messages titled, “Did you forget about this?” and “Don’t let this slip through the cracks!!” which were referring to emails sent this morning that I had not even read yet.

Sigh.

This afternoon I had a conference call with an angry client. I had been dreading it all weekend. We had several people on our end but no one wanted to step up and take charge. I finally take over and get absolutely MAULED over-it was awesome. Apparently, people get mad when they buy software from you and it doesn’t work. Who knew?

A glimmer of hope! I drive over to Mount Pleasant to pick up the new running shoes that just came in. Think again, Tiff! There is a shitstorm of a traffic accident and the store is closed when I get here.

I make the best decision of the day… I finally decide to just ditch my Junior League meeting and head home. Therefore, I am safely at home drinking a glass of Cabernet and waiting to watch the Buckeyes kick ass. I used to love watching the band spell out "Ohio" when I was little and my daddy would take me to home games in Columbus. I thought the "i" dotter was just the coolest thing ever :)

Woohoooo!!!