If great were….

I have a sorority sister who used to say to me in college, “If great were oranges, you’d be in Florida!” and that would always make me laugh. She also pronounced my name, “Teff” instead of “Tiff” with her wonderful half Southern/half Valley Girl accent. Her and I spent 10 days trekking across London and Bath for spring break our junior year in college, phoning home several times for more money because we spent waaaaay too much when we were together.

Aww the memories…

In a giddy mood today in Portland, I thought of my own one-liner- “If great were lobsters, you’d be in Maine!!”

Yeah- I am for real :)